Delhi, 29th June 2024
As the city’s infracture went on a spontaneous vacation, the airport roof decided to go swimming during the recent downpour, leaving passengers wondering if their tickets included scuba gear. Newly paved roads are already sporting more cracks than a dropped phone screen, transforming ordinary commutes into impromptu limbo contests. Panicked citizens are trading umbrellas for hard hats, fearing their morning jog might turn into an unexpected spelunking expedition. Meanwhile, city officials are locked in heated debate, torn between offering free caving lessons or investing in a giant tarp to cover the entire metropolis.
