Delhi, 29 July 2024
Three bright IAS aspirants tragically met their watery demise in a flooded coaching center basement, proving that even ambition can’t always outswim rising water levels. Meanwhile, vegetable prices have skyrocketed into the stratosphere, leaving families to ponder the nutritional value of eating money instead of broccoli. Our esteemed Chief Minister, in a valiant attempt to boost morale, has been spotted posing for photo ops in a shopping bag and wielding a comically oversized umbrella, showcasing his deep understanding of the difference between PR stunts and actual disaster management. Sadly, the only thing growing faster than vegetable prices is the public’s frustration with a government that seems more concerned with appearances than addressing the real issues plaguing its citizens.
