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Holy Hysteria: Sanctimonia’s Royalty Returns, Bureaucrats Rejoice, and Citizens Brace for the Deluge

Sanctimonia Tales  Holy Hysteria: Sanctimonia’s Royalty Returns, Bureaucrats Rejoice, and Citizens Brace for the Deluge
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Satya, Bhubaneswar, 1 July 2024

Sanctimonia, the holy city where miracles are commonplace and mayhem is the norm, is abuzz with anticipation. The beloved king, along with his two trusty deputies, has returned from a royal retreat with the revered Guru. Rumours of profound revelations and divine decrees swirl through the city like a swarm of incense-scented bees.

The bureaucrats, a notoriously anxious bunch known for their impeccable penmanship and penchant for panic, have a new reason to celebrate. Their long-awaited leader, a bespectacled bean counter with a passion for paperwork and a phobia of pigeons, has finally arrived. The citizens, however, are less enthused. They’ve heard tales of this new leader’s obsession with efficiency and fondness for fines, and they fear a reign of terror marked by mandatory morning calisthenics and a ban on unapproved baked goods.

Meanwhile, the king, ever the showman, has summoned the newly elected council for a grand address in the pouring rain. The city’s police force, known for their impeccable uniforms and questionable marksmanship, scramble to erect a makeshift canopy, their efforts hampered by a rogue gust of wind that sends the royal seal tumbling into a puddle. The council members, clad in their finest robes and sporting expressions of forced enthusiasm, huddle together like shivering penguins, their thoughts focused on the looming threat of pneumonia.

The citizens, a hardy bunch accustomed to the city’s unpredictable weather and even more unpredictable politics, watch the spectacle with a mixture of amusement and apprehension. They’ve seen this before – the grandiose pronouncements, the empty promises, the inevitable descent into chaos. But still, they hope. Maybe this time, things will be different. Maybe this new king, with his enigmatic smile and penchant for cryptic pronouncements, will finally usher in an era of peace, prosperity, and plentiful pastries.

As the rain continues to fall, washing away the last vestiges of optimism, the citizens of Sanctimonia brace themselves for the deluge. They know that in this holy city, where the divine and the absurd coexist in perfect harmony, anything can happen. And that’s what makes life in Sanctimonia so endlessly entertaining.

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